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Oh and the other catastrophe is that we sunk Detroit. We don’t know how it happened, but the entire city of Detroit sunk about a thousand feet into the earth. Look, all I know is that we started playing a show and everybody started getting shorter. And by the time we did our last encore we couldn’t even see them. I mean, we could kinda see them moshing but they had sunk about a thousand feet. I think they were pissed that we sunk their city. Our lawyers don’t think it was our fault but the city’s pressing charges for “city sinking.” Their mayor sucks. So, Detroit is trying to sue us, yadda yadda — I shouldn’t talk about it too much until we put out an official press release.
— Dethklok, on tour now
